DEPARTMENT OF UNNECESSARY FORMSFORM 404–B · REV. WHY

A simple form.
Our apologies.

Apply for permission to submit an application.
We’ve made every effort to make this an effort.

THIS IS A GAME. Use made-up details and a fake password. Nothing you enter is sent or saved. Refreshing erases your progress. Naturally.

SECTION 01 / 03ALL FIELDS UNREASONABLE

First, prove you exist.

We accept fictional people. They complain less.

01. Your invented name

Typing has been discontinued. Select one letter at a time. At least 3 letters; no more than 12. The alphabet reshuffles after each addition.

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02. Your entirely fictional birthday

One slider. Every day since 1900. Precision is a personal problem. Arrow keys move one day.

JAN 1, 1900TODAY, APPARENTLY

I confirm that this is a date.

Estimated completion time: longer than necessary.

F–404–B PLEASE DO NOT THANK US.